A Kristoph Fish
  • Bethan: Blech, tuna is made of Aids and orphan tears!
  • Me: It's fish.
  • Bethan: IT'S EVIL!
  • Me: It's a Kristoph fish. And I just nommed it
  • Bethan: Kristoph fish?! WTF?
  • Me: Eeeeeeeviiiilll

Posted 2 years ago on 28 April 2011 WITH 4 notes »reblog
Breakfast Talk
  • Me: For some reason, I'm craving waffles. Scrambley eggs it is, then.
  • Lizzie: Scrambley eggs ON waffles!
  • Me: Awesome idea! ...Now I feel like frying toast.
  • Lizzie: FRIED BREAD! You are gonna have the best meal ever at this rate...
  • Me: Wanna come over and nom with me? Also, have you ever had toast fried in egg? It is amazing.
  • Lizzie: I would love to. No, but is sounds amazing.
  • Me: It is. I'm gonna make you eat it when you come over and we have a BBQ and watch Labyrinth and eat popcorn. You can have it in the morning.
  • Lizzie: That is gonna be the best day ever. David Bowie, popcorn and fried stuff... BEST COMBO EVER.