Ace Attorney slogans

Get more out of life with Miles Edgeworth!

I agree. But how do you do this? Hmmm…

Where Phoenix Wright meets Phoenix Wright.

MIND BLOWN. Two Phoenixes!? God save us…

Klavier Gavin - the natural way.
To what, exactly?

Apollo Justice is a secret.

Wait, what!? This makes no sense to me…

Kristoph Gavin never die.

Is this a Kristoph fan? Why can’t they use proper punctuation!? Miles would be so ashamed.

Matt Engarde - If you love Matt Engarde.

Scarily, this sounds like Matt Engarde!

Shannon Strife created by nature.

Well, duh. How else? Maybe Klavier Gavin? The natrual way? LOL!!!

Liz Edgeworth is glamour.

And so much better than me, ja?

Everyone should believe in Elise.

Because she has a cuuuuullllttt!!!

Luxury with Miles Edgeworth.

No, that’s just his house…

Think. Feel. Phoenix Wright.

Did it just tell me to feel up Nick!? LMAO. EPIC.

The ideal Klavier Gavin.

Klavier fuckin’ Gavin, bitches!

Every Apollo Justice has a story.

ADOPT ONE NOW! Aww, I would totally adopt Apollo.

Kristoph Gavin is your inspiration.

Y’know, if you like poisoning people with stamps and nail polish… and hitting people with grape juice bottles. Then yeah, maybe he is.

Matt Engarde for that good looking feeling.

LMAO. This suits him sooo well!

Move on with Shannon Strife.

I like this one. It makes me sound all important-ish. Then I ruin it by adding ish onto words… ish.

Liz Edgeworth is your freedom.

And what a nice freedom she is :)

Elise makes you better.

Kinda like ColdKiller X…

Miles Edgeworth for beauty to have and to hold.

Ummmm….

Phoenix Wright for a better future.

Cute.

Perfect start with Klavier Gavin.

A perfect start to what? My day? My career? What!?

The Queen of Apollo Justice.

Who else is imagining Apollo in drag?

Bigger. Better. Kristoph Gavin.

And that, is how he kills people!

Matt Engarde for lucky people.

Suuuure ;)

When you say Shannon Strife you’ve said it all.

It’s a lot of crazy.

Up, Up and away with Lizzie Edgeworth.

SHE CAN FLY!? Like Iris? When Larry drew her!?

It more than satisfies, it’s Elise.

…Did Klav write this?


The Gang’s Next Tweets

Shannon Strife: “Escape in your favorite song? — Lust is also sour… I doubt you’ll want DETAILS?! …Sicko Hahaha.”

“I’ll just search random words like… Bob? Also, I don’t really can’t, it’s a song about how to explain?”

“Pretty well actually. Our daughter’s looking forward to attempt to make a pet : Aww.”

“Says You know how do you scream at that I’m so HAPPY! What was certainly an… interesting case.”

“I feel unloved. I don’t think I’d still LOVE my brother. Not in the bath?”

“You know what says… And it back… then see you. Aren’t you know, as quick as a plan with KlavGav!”

“Is it back… then gelled it, would apologise for suspicion of the floor calling Shoe looks like avocado?”

“Distracting is a good time for my SPCREW Twitter bana)na. Oh really? What?”

“As well actually. Being an egg… then proceeded to and Rock & Roll : Also, I love you live again!!!”

“Yes. Well, technically she’s my brother I WAS STARING AT HIS SHOES!!! *dances* QUAAACK!!!”

Phoenix Wright: “It’s like me! And then hire Apollo :’ I read it, I meant to her coffee… Signs that I now have a duck…”

“I was thinking along the way he smiled and with the past is the way his bride twice.”

“Indeed. That poor, poor cat. Because designed corsets ; is Well, I’m in a superhero? ; A FEMALE MILES.”

“I fell into a crush on Facebook… But please text I’m soaked. was thinking along the past and nobody!”

“Sorry, another I’m not stop women crying? I do not really, you for everythin said bread sauce?”

“Never left me again! STOP IT! Larry has video evidence. OBJECTION! Larry in drag… I did it. She is.”

“Not AGAIN, Apollo! IT DOES NOT! You Feel The Lion King in Gourd Lake : You’re mean. Oh yeah!”

“Made me :D I should know cars because I’m always have to me? Arguing, arguing, arguing…”

“…Stop killing people. Stuck? Who’s stuck when he got home, soaking wet and something better looking.”

“Keep telling yourself that, darling. Cinema for me… Not AGAIN, Apollo! IT DOES NOT!”

Miles Edgeworth: “Hmmmm. I suppose. Witnesses all the effervesency of sea mice. Well, indeed. I enquire as much insane.”

“I’m intrigued. DM? I suppose. Witnesses all doomed…. You….you don’t mean…..THE judge?! Um…”

“I just attatch it even possible that filed down… Why would you were changing your trial….?!”

“I’m very pretty. xx Remind me never to her? Did she went, better quickly lock myself in.”

“I’m sure most of mauve as to look English? Hmm. May I thought it to disappoint you, Wright.”

“Rang Gumshoe- Said he didn’t. Ever known Phoenix to torment you into court? I have to, sooner or later.”

“You know that?! why she went, better quickly lock myself in. Currently hiding behind a carefree?”

“You don’t be doing it that monstrosity. I just wish you tell me……..HE presided over your pardon?”

“You really do have to, and Bad Badger too? Um…..let’s see…….Aha- Life’s questions are mine.”

“Don’t worry. I doubt anyone could prosecute them is it does, therefore it was the point of sea mice.”

“Good evening. Why did they enquiring this? I shall try not SCARED of the fanclub. Not much, really.”

Liz Edgeworth: “Hoosierville was about to be one wants to spend on so no idea that name : oh yeaahhhh XD I say new!”

“LOL! Get back in the fanclub or anything :P Don’t think £30 is a bit much this fucking rut!”

“Yes! Woooo go despite everything just stays on the fanclub anyway, you’re missing out on so much this?”

“I love playing Bristol Aquarium has Zaphod Beeblebrox’s ballet skirt. Also, it’s so much better off!”

“Edward Stanley…..don’t suppose he said that the one that comes up as ever LOL! Get back in pounds?”

“Clearly it Oh well… Which is trending… aww XD Listening to call me, its your profile- the fanclub or?”

“Oooohhhhh I’ll change mine… But big words are playing Bristol Aquarium has to, they’re better than!”

“Lol I was listening to call me, its your own children? OMG lol that tent last time XD haha XD xx!”

“Edward Stanley…..don’t suppose he would be one just stays on the ceaseless Hoosiers stopped it though!”

“Arrogant boy, love playing with Katie! XDD I heard that the Goat, dressed as Arthur Dent.”

“IS IT AMAZING?! Awww, cool! :D I guess Oh, looky looky. Lib Dems lost their booking agents were all : I?”

Kristoph Gavin: “Always harping on and arrows would raise their middle finger* *snuggles under the fame.”

“Hmmmm Lighter fluid….Ideas :….. I’ll be waiting I’m only brainwashing you, now if they escaped?”

“I may have come to scratchy :3 bludgeoned someone to say…. Oh, and girly things…”

“Can’t get with your fiancee, congratulations by Queen! *blush* I…er…I…well….”

“*punches you should have a real man… My point exactly… Are you ;3 I’m surrounded by idiots…”

“Feisty! I swear to think I like the mood for a heads up, you should have been very mature Wright!”

“But they’re like I do the hell did have come to be waiting so very pleasant conversation were not to at?”

“Hmmm, I AM NOT Lady Gaga! I’m just not forget that is in public!……..”

“Oh I pledge to scare me? Forget it, I find you are. Very funny little girl…”

“I’ll infect you miss your damn psychiatrist, you expect this of Robin Hood when thieves with a band, that.”

Klavier Gavin: “Hallo girls, fancy coming over tonight? Nein, why? I’m sorry, America’s fascination with me?”

“I’m going to deny it. But you like it was you, Herr Edgeworth? Hmm… Maybe I should that this Brit that.”

“Really, Herr Phoenix? So why should take a little more compromising. Oh really?”

“Really, Herr Wright! You’re acting like it was something far more compromising. Oh really?”

“But you want to come now, you wouldn’t run from me, now would you Herr Wright!”

“Oh, I’m sorry, America’s fascination with America’s fascination with Europeans and black.”

“Nein, why? I’m sorry, America’s fascination with Europeans and their accents?”

“Hmm… Maybe I should that he likes my accent. It’s only an accent, Herr Phoenix?”

“Nein, why? I’m going to deny it. But you Herr Wright! You’re acting like it was something far more care.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, America’s fascination with Europeans and black. MY version of Europe.”

Apollo Justice: “Too late, she’s gone… No! Wait! Ema! Come back!! Lightning! It’s so nice! You’re getting old, Mr Gavin.”

“Trucy’s hidden me again! HELP!”

“You’re getting old, Mr Wright’s… I TRULY FEEL EVEN THOUGH YOU’D JUST KICK ME OUT! OBJECTION!”

“BUT IF I COULD I’D TELL YOU HOW I work and sometimes hang out over Mr Wright’s…”

“Lightning! It’s so nice! You’re getting old, Mr Wright… : BUT IF I have a girlfriend. Candles…”

“I’m good. And, even though I TRULY FEEL EVEN THOUGH YOU’D JUST KICK ME OUT! OBJECTION!”

“Candles… relaxing music… dinner for two… what’s missing here? I’m good.”

“BUT IF I TRULY FEEL EVEN THOUGH YOU’D JUST KICK ME OUT! OBJECTION! And excuse me, I don’t chase him!”

“OBJECTION! And excuse me, I have a girlfriend. Candles… relaxing music… dinner for two…”

Matt Engarde: “Yep. Next time. They’re still lose. Wow, the smell the surprise of mine? I call it?! Maybe we could I?”

“…You still lose. Wow, the last night. : xx They will finish him off there too.”

“Check the same woman every day ain’t really want him! :D I DID get one! My psychiatrist says that’s Mr!”

“My new apartment white? The guy across the one seems to sleep with people that woman around though.”

“You think you said! 8) You know, I’m sorry, but I’m so they shouldn’t steal.”

“You wound me deeply… Which do you didn’t kidnap her. You mean you’re an unsuccesful lawyer tricked me?”

“…My psychiatrist would be able to be online more knives. I hear you’re stuck getting myself down.”

“…My psychiatrist can. And thanks. My psychiatrist says that’s not until you up to go together!”

“Except, no thanks, the surprise of gloves… x :D I’d love you! If I’m inocent!!”

“I really think they’re getting myself arrested, aren’t you? Perhaps they think you’d prefer to ask my.”


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